The Guilfordian

Goof: Students take wellness week too far

Lillian Cadwallader, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. After a draining school year filled with COVID-19...

Goof: Guilford’s greatest remodeling project yet

Reece Clark, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Interim President Jim Hood has decided that all...

The Kazzo kid playing his Kazzo.

Goof: Serendipity musical guest has Guilford students taking sides

Jake Davis, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Saturday night saw the close of Guilford’s 2021...

Goof: Welcome our new president, Mr. Duck!

Renata Diaz, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. It’s almost been a year since Jane Fernandes stepped...

Goof: New strain of COVID-19 leads to vampirism?

Dazmyn Gaymon, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. This past year has been unusual with the COVID-19...

Goof: Guilford football to move to D1

Emma English, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. With entertainment options still severely limited...

Poe prepares for his reading by haunting students frantically studying for Tim Kircher’s Elizabethan Age class. They reported that facing Poe was far preferable to facing Tim. // design by Maira Vandiver

Goof: Ghost of Edgar Allan Poe hosts poetry night in Hege Library

Maira Vandiver, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. It was a midnight dreary on Thursday, March 18,...

Goofordian April 1 Jane Fernandes Fortnite

Goof: Jane becomes Fortnite legend

Hunter Neal, Staff Writer March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   If you live anywhere besides a pineapple...

Goof: Child lost after neglect from Frisbee team

Aaron Eisenberg, Staff Writer March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   The Ultimate Frisbee team is a club on campus...

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