Be careful what you drink

Maria Jose Guerrero Hernandez, Staff Writer|March 31, 2023

A deadly new drink at Rachel’s Rose Cottage led to the demise of one of The Guilfordian’s beloved staff members. This photo was taken by the people who found Maria’s body.

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.

Welcome to the Cottage’s Coffee column!

This week I’ll be reviewing the new killer drink at Rachel’s Rose Cottage, called nighty-night tea. This drink was horrible and disgusting. I don’t even know why they thought it was a good idea to put it on the menu. I’m going to file a compla…….

Taste: 0/5

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