Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Welcome to the Cottage’s Coffee column! This...
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Mathew Patrick retires and the new generation of theories begin
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A fan's reflection on 'Unus Annus,' two years after its deletion
