![Who needs trees when you can put up a perfectly paved parking lot?](https://www.guilfordian.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Parking-lot-Kauffman-Stadium-Wikimedia-Commons-900x496.jpg)
Improve Guilford and cut down the trees
Miles Kirkpatrick, Opinion Editor
• March 31, 2023
![A deadly new drink at Rachel’s Rose Cottage led to the demise of one of The Guilfordian’s beloved staff members. This photo was taken by the people who found Maria’s body.](https://www.guilfordian.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Screenshot-2023-03-31-111439.jpg)
Be careful what you drink
Maria Jose Guerrero Hernandez, Staff Writer
• March 31, 2023
![This image from the Hunter-Gathering 250 textbook illustrates fire-making, one of the most essential skills students will learn in the class.](https://www.guilfordian.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/A_Paleolithic_hunter_beside_hearth.jpg)
Hunter-gatherer course turns heads and stomachs
Jonathan Campbell, News Editor
• March 31, 2023
![I guess its time for an apology.](https://www.guilfordian.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Screenshot-2023-03-31-100132.jpg)
It’s time to come clean
Sarah Smiley, Social Justice Editor
• March 31, 2023
![If Goofy can be transformed into Robin Hood, as depicted here by an Argentine (we think) artist, then why not an ascension to the Office of the President at Guilford?](https://www.guilfordian.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Goofy-Robin-dippy-image.jpg)
What a total goof!
Taylor Ferguson, Staff Writer
• March 31, 2023
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