The Guilfordian

Improve Guilford and cut down the trees

Miles Kirkpatrick , Opinion Editor • March 31, 2023

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. A blemish. A stain. A grotesque, endemic infestation. Am...

Be careful what you drink

Maria Jose Guerrero Hernandez, Staff Writer • March 31, 2023

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Welcome to the Cottage’s Coffee column! This...

Hunter-gatherer course turns heads and stomachs

Jonathan Campbell, News Editor • March 31, 2023

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. In advance of the 2023-24 school year, Guilford...

It’s time to come clean

Sarah Smiley, Social Justice Editor • March 31, 2023

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. After spending some time in my remote, luxurious...

What a total goof!

Taylor Ferguson, Staff Writer • March 31, 2023

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. In a shocking upset, it seems as though fictional...