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Goof: Duck should be our student body president

Hannah Shoemaker, Not a Duck March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. You know him. You may love him. You may fear him....

Guilford to host FIFA World Cup in 2k22

James Sharpe, Sepp Blatter’s #1 Fan April 1, 2016

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. “I can’t believe that I am saying this,” said...

Students split further, club sports take stand

Students split further, club sports take stand

Maksym Kosachevskyy, Club-Sport Enthusiast April 1, 2016

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. “We will not stand for this,” said sophomore...

Surprisingly, the Indoors Club hates the outside

Elizabeth Houde, Indoors Club Founder April 1, 2016

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Long before there was Guilford College, there was...

Senior Eric Perierat desperately wandered the halls of Frank for three days before escaping. The Guilfordian encourages all English majors to exercise extreme caution before entering unfamiliar buildings, use the buddy system when possible and carry copies of “Paradise Lost” for reference at all times

English major barely makes it out of Frank alive

Aubrey King, Trauma Counselor April 1, 2016

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. When I finally sat down with senior English major...

Guilford aims to make college great again

Tessa Wood, Trump’s Campaign Organizer April 1, 2016

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Over the past few years, an influx of people representing...

“Yeezus” steps up as Guilford’s next Prez

DaeQuan Fitzgerald, Head of PR for Kanye West April 1, 2016

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. It all happened so fast. Earlier this week, a...

Staff Editorial: dissent over the swings

Editorial Board April 1, 2016

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Normally, the Editorial Board comes to consensus...

We’re gonna be on MTV!!!

Estavio Jones, Staff-Bunny April 1, 2016

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. MTV is coming to Guilford!?! That’s right,...

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