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Goof: Duck should be our student body president
Hannah Shoemaker, Not a Duck
• March 30, 2018
Guilford to host FIFA World Cup in 2k22
James Sharpe, Sepp Blatter’s #1 Fan
• April 1, 2016
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Students split further, club sports take stand
Maksym Kosachevskyy, Club-Sport Enthusiast
• April 1, 2016
Surprisingly, the Indoors Club hates the outside
Elizabeth Houde, Indoors Club Founder
• April 1, 2016
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English major barely makes it out of Frank alive
Aubrey King, Trauma Counselor
• April 1, 2016
Guilford aims to make college great again
Tessa Wood, Trump’s Campaign Organizer
• April 1, 2016
“Yeezus” steps up as Guilford’s next Prez
DaeQuan Fitzgerald, Head of PR for Kanye West
• April 1, 2016
Staff Editorial: dissent over the swings
Editorial Board
• April 1, 2016
We’re gonna be on MTV!!!
Estavio Jones, Staff-Bunny
• April 1, 2016
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