The Guilfordian

Cover: Volume 107, Issue 18

Cover: Volume 107, Issue 18

Maren Lamb, Artist April 1, 2021

Goof: Students take wellness week too far

Lillian Cadwallader, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. After a draining school year filled with COVID-19...

Goof: Guilford’s greatest remodeling project yet

Reece Clark, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Interim President Jim Hood has decided that all...

The Kazzo kid playing his Kazzo.

Goof: Serendipity musical guest has Guilford students taking sides

Jake Davis, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Saturday night saw the close of Guilford’s 2021...

Goof: Welcome our new president, Mr. Duck!

Renata Diaz, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. It’s almost been a year since Jane Fernandes stepped...

Goof: New strain of COVID-19 leads to vampirism?

Dazmyn Gaymon, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. This past year has been unusual with the COVID-19...

Goof: Guilford football to move to D1

Emma English, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. With entertainment options still severely limited...

Poe prepares for his reading by haunting students frantically studying for Tim Kircher’s Elizabethan Age class. They reported that facing Poe was far preferable to facing Tim. // design by Maira Vandiver

Goof: Ghost of Edgar Allan Poe hosts poetry night in Hege Library

Maira Vandiver, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. It was a midnight dreary on Thursday, March 18,...

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