The Guilfordian

Goof: Todd Clark leaves Guilford to star in “Kinky Boots”

Beariz Caldas, Editor-in-Chief • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. It looks like saving a shoe factory has become Todd...

Goof: School starts paying faculty with grill cash

Laura Hay, Staff Writer • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. In an attempt to save money, Guilford will now be...

GOOFORDIAN: Smokin’ legal weed: Guilford legalizes recreational marijuana use

Josh Barker, Staff Writer • March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. The Guilford College Woods. Smoke drifts through...

GOOFORDIAN: Kent Chabotar steps down as President, enrolls as student

Kevin Engle, Staff Writer • March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. On Friday, March 15, Kent Chabotar announced that...

GOOFORDIAN: Judicial process so pleasant, students try to get written up

Hannah Waller, Staff Writer • March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Instead of artfully dodging Public Safety and...

GOOFORDIAN: Akins solves tire-popping case

Michael Caswell, Staff Writer • March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. “I walked outside, and there it sat: my bike...