The Guilfordian

Goof: Todd Clark leaves Guilford to star in “Kinky Boots”

Goof: Todd Clark leaves Guilford to star in “Kinky Boots”

Beariz Caldas, Editor-in-Chief

March 30, 2018


Filed under Goofordian 2018, In Print

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. It looks like saving a shoe factory has become Todd Clark’s new passion and priority. The Vice President of Student Affairs and Dean of Students has rece...

Goof: School starts paying faculty with grill cash

Laura Hay, Staff Writer

March 30, 2018


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Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. In an attempt to save money, Guilford will now be paying faculty and staff members 25 percent of their paychecks in Grill Cash. “When I first ...

GOOFORDIAN: Smokin’ legal weed: Guilford legalizes recreational marijuana use

GOOFORDIAN: Smokin’ legal weed: Guilford legalizes recreational marijuana use

Josh Barker, Staff Writer

March 29, 2013


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Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. The Guilford College Woods. Smoke drifts through the cool night air. Red-eyed first-years race towards The Quakeria. One of this year’s major ch...

GOOFORDIAN: Kent Chabotar steps down as President, enrolls as student

Kevin Engle, Staff Writer

March 29, 2013


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Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. On Friday, March 15, Kent Chabotar announced that he would be stepping down as president of Guilford College as of June 30, 2014. In an intervie...

GOOFORDIAN: Judicial process so pleasant, students try to get written up

Hannah Waller, Staff Writer

March 29, 2013


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Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Instead of artfully dodging Public Safety and formulating fantastic excuses, Guilford College students are starting to try to get written up. The ...

GOOFORDIAN: Akins solves tire-popping case

Michael Caswell, Staff Writer

March 29, 2013


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Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. “I walked outside, and there it sat: my bike with its tires slashed,” said Guilford College Assistant History Professor and avid bike rider Da...