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Goof: Korean pop group BTS moves to Guilford

Aarushi Ahuja, BTS Army Foundation Chairman March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. The Korean pop world was left in shambles on Friday,...

Twitter announces the impeachment of Donald Trump. Trump was devastated about the news. //Photo courtesy of The White House

Goof: President Trump is impeached via Twitter

Julia Martins de Sa, White House Correspondent March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. On Thursday, March 29, 2018, the House Democrats’...

Goofordian 2018 Lake Pool

Goof: Campus lake converting to competition pool

Andrew Walker, Organic Farmer March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. After nine years of students complaining that there...

Goof: Sports have been played to their fullest extent

Kathleen Herbst, Expert Mathlete March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. “Sports are done,” declares the One True Sports...

Goof: Supremacy in Division IV comes at a cost

Nate Williams, Resident Sports Connoisseur March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Guilford College surprises the country as the first...

Goof: “God’s Plan” is new North Korean anthem

Jonah Selom, North Korean Spy March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. “God’s Plan” to be made new North Korean national...

Goofordian: Dory & Nemo: they’re what’s for lunch and dinner

Brittany Murdock, Staff Writer March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Have you noticed some missing fish in The Grill...

Goofordian: Cons of replacing all trees with mist fountains

Goofordian: Cons of replacing all trees with mist fountains

Lane Martin, Staff Writer March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Guilford College is a place known for its devotion...

Goofordian: Pros of replacing all trees with mist fountains

Hannah Waller, Staff Writer March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. As you stroll through campus, you hear the playful...

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