Mist surrounds you and your chicken tenders as you walk out of the Grill, and out of the corner of your eye you see someone lose their balance. The misty rock fountain strikes again.
The rock fountain...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
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