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The newest addition to the cafeteria dessert menu is Jell-O. Students should not worry about moving gelatinous substances.

Jell-O is the new orange, green, purple, red…

Aarushi Ahuja, Food Critic April 1, 2017

Guilford Dining is dedicated to sustainable practices and managing its waste in the most reasonable manner possible. Right now, campus dining services are leading the charge sparking the widespread boycott...

Addy Allred ’16 performs in the newest American Idol season this past Monday, March 28, 2017, in Los Angeles, California. Allred’s mixtape is expected to drop the summer of 2020.

American Idol, college edition, comes to Guilford

Precious Adisa, Contributing Writer April 1, 2017

Simon Fuller, popularly known for managing the Spice Girls, is also the mastermind behind the “Idol” franchise that spawned “Pop Idol” and “American Idol” In an exclusive interview with...

Georgia, 20, Libra. She is a med school student who is looking for a partner who eats as much as she does (@georgialorena).

Hot Brazilians better choice for romantic life partners, superior to American lovers

Beatriz Caldas, Brazilian Matchmaker April 1, 2017

If there is one thing our generation is tired, of it’s being alone. Thanks to the amount of exposure we receive from other people’s lives through social media, it is hard not to envy them, especially...

Letter to the Editor

To Whom It May Concern: With the post-election environment on campus becoming increasingly anti-conservative and anti-Republican, I wanted to take this opportunity to explain my white, male, conservative...

Humanities students all do drugs, y’all

Maksym Kosachevskyy, The Sober Friend April 1, 2017

“I’ll be there in five minutes,” said sophomore Billie “Country” Nelson on the phone. I met Nelson in my macroeconomics class when we were placed in the same group for a project. I happened...

Goose Springstein violently interviews Kurt Vonnegoose about the humans that walk around Guilford campus. The student/goose divide has gotten worse since the College was built back in 1837. // Photo by Goose Goosey Jr.

Hissssss honk, honk hiss, honk-hooooonk

Alayna Bradley, Resident Goose April 1, 2017

Last week, I was meandering across the quad in front of Hege-Cox when a student honked at me. He then raised his arms, mimicking the way me and my friends raise our wings when we feel threatened. He then...

PLOT TWIST: Pres Fernandes now supports Trump

Ian Penny, Secret Russian Mole April 1, 2017

Last November, to the chagrin of students, faculty and administrators at Guilford College, Donald Trump became the 45th president of the United States. Now, some are ready to accept and support the commander-in-chief. “In...

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