The Guilfordian

English major barely makes it out of Frank alive

Senior Eric Perierat desperately wandered the halls of Frank for three days before escaping. The Guilfordian encourages all English majors to exercise extreme caution before entering unfamiliar buildings, use the buddy system when possible and carry copies of “Paradise Lost” for reference at all times

Aubrey King, Trauma Counselor

April 1, 2016

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. When I finally sat down with senior English major Eric Perierat in front of Founders Hall, the lines in his face were deep, and his hair stood almost s...