The Guilfordian

Famous Auburn trees dying at the hands of crazed Alabama fan

Natalie Sutton, Staff Writer

April 5, 2013

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? In the case of the two poisoned oak trees at Auburn University, the trees are dying, and fans are definitely hearing the sound. In Feb. 2011, Auburn discovered that the famous 130-year-old Toomer Corner oaks had been...

Goofordian: Pros of replacing all trees with mist fountains

Hannah Waller, Staff Writer

March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. As you stroll through campus, you hear the playful bubbling of fountains. A warm beam of sunshine makes a rainbow aura through the cool mist in the a...