The Guilfordian

Goof: Korean pop group BTS moves to Guilford

Aarushi Ahuja, BTS Army Foundation Chairman

March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. The Korean pop world was left in shambles on Friday, March 30, when global award-winning group BTS made an objectively unexpected announcement. On the grou...

Goof: President Trump is impeached via Twitter

Twitter announces the impeachment of Donald Trump. Trump was devastated about the news. //Photo courtesy of The White House

Julia Martins de Sa, White House Correspondent

March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. On Thursday, March 29, 2018, the House Democrats’ official Twitter account, @HouseDemocrats, tweeted out, “Congress has voted today to impeach ...

Goof: Editor-in-Chief to marry Zac Efron in April

The happy couple prepares for their wedding on the roof of Frank Family Science Center. Zac Efron found the love of his life while being interviewed by her.//Photo By: Abigail Bekele

Praveena Somasundaram, Maid of Honor

March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. She was an intern for National Public Radio and he was a star of popular films. Beatriz Caldas, The Guilfordian’s Editor-In-Chief, interviewed Zac Efro...

Goof: Campus lake converting to competition pool

Goofordian 2018 Lake Pool

Andrew Walker, Organic Farmer

March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. After nine years of students complaining that there is no pool on campus and the women’s swimming team practicing off campus, the administration has crea...

Goof: Sports have been played to their fullest extent

Kathleen Herbst, Expert Mathlete

March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. “Sports are done,” declares the One True Sports Authority and senior at Guilford, Mae Wood. “The late Stephen Hawking had a theory that the...

Goof: Supremacy in Division IV comes at a cost

Nate Williams, Resident Sports Connoisseur

March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Guilford College surprises the country as the first to sweep the board and win all national titles in NCAA Division IV. Division IV is a new divi...

Goof: “God’s Plan” is new North Korean anthem

Jonah Selom, North Korean Spy

March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. “God’s Plan” to be made new North Korean national anthem, provokes U.S. response On March 21, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announced the hit ...