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Goof: Duck should be our student body president

Goof: Duck should be our student body president

Hannah Shoemaker, Not a Duck

March 30, 2018

Filed under Goofordian 2018, In Print

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. You know him. You may love him. You may fear him. And now, you will vote for him. When I first heard that that one weird duck (you know, the one with t...

They just don’t give a duck

Harris Billings & Yahya Salih, Staff Writers

September 18, 2015

Filed under Features

You are walking to your next class when suddenly, you come across some freaky, mutated, red-faced, ugly-looking birds. You wonder, “What the heck is that?” Well that, my friend, is a Muscovy duck (Cairina moschata). First things first, they are not really ducks. Interestingly enough, despite...