The Guilfordian

Goofordian: Yachting and Underwater Basket Weaving clubs fight over landmark lagoon

Goofordian: Yachting and Underwater Basket Weaving clubs fight over landmark lagoon

Justin Melrose, Apocalyptic Coordinator

March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Two clubs enter. One club leaves. The Underwater Basketweaving Club, soon to celebrate its two-year anniversary, was built to be a community of peace...

Dean of Students plunges into lake for 2013 seniors

Dean of Students plunges into lake for 2013 seniors

Lane Martin, Staff Writer

May 3, 2013

The sun hung high in the sky as students gathered around the familiar Guilford College Lake. Music blared. The crowd shuffled with excitement. Dean of Students Aaron Fetrow was about to jump in the lake. Fetrow challenged the senior class to reach 50 percent participation in the Senior Gift Campaign....

GOOFORDIAN: Swimmers dive into lake, must face crocodile

GOOFORDIAN: Swimmers dive into lake, must face crocodile

Sydney Hawkins, Staff Writer

March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Swim coaches have taken drastic measures to make sure their athletes swim at record performance during practice. From threatening upside-down push-ups...