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Hissssss honk, honk hiss, honk-hooooonk

Goose Springstein violently interviews Kurt Vonnegoose about the humans that walk around Guilford campus. The student/goose divide has gotten worse since the College was built back in 1837. // Photo by Goose Goosey Jr.

Alayna Bradley, Resident Goose

April 1, 2017

Last week, I was meandering across the quad in front of Hege-Cox when a student honked at me. He then raised his arms, mimicking the way me and my friends raise our wings when we feel threatened. He then laughed and walked away, leaving me confused and angry. This isn’t a rare occurrence. I am...