Dear Santa,a greeting)! This is (your name). You may remember me as the kid last year who accidentally blew up (his/her) (adj.) (noun). Or, more recently, the whole thing with the (number) (pl. noun)? Yeah, I know . but I swear I’ve been (verb ending in “ing”) much better this year. I’ve improved (number) percent. In fact, I’m even doing community service! Every (unit of time), I go (a direction) to the (a place) and help other (occupation [pl.]) clean up (pl. noun). It’s really (adj.).

Well, last year I know I asked for (something big), but this year, your job’s a little (adj. ending in er)_. All I really want is a pet (name of someone in room), a Mitsubishi (noun), a pair of warm (pl. noun), and maybe my own private (noun). Maybe a remote control (something small), too, but that could be my (noun) stuffer.

(expression of gratitude), Santa. Oh, and that whole thing with the (verb ending in “ing”) (noun)? That really wasn’t me. So don’t even (verb) about it.

(adverb) yours,

(your name)