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Phattest room contest 2nd Place

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Matt Welborn — 1st floor Milner
Senior Matt Welborn’s abode could easily be the new posterchild for a J. Crew ad campaign. It exudes simplicity, serenity, and extreme cleanliness. (His parents would be so proud.) Matt’s double bed holds wonderful bonking potential, the blue folding loveseat provides plenty of sitting room for, say…afternoon tea… and of course, what college dorm room would be complete without a dart board? and for those who may be uncertain of what the future may hold, have no fear! Maybe — if you’re nice enough — Matt would be so kind as to offer the use of his magic eight ball, or even the talking wizard who can answer all your burning questions for a quarter. Hey, everyone’s just trying to make a buck. And Matt did just that with his second-place win in our contest.

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