Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Guilford College warmly welcomes new student Sandy...

After contesting a 3-point shot, Louisville guard Kevin Ware fell with an awful twist resulting in a 90-degree tibial protrusion accompanied by a compound fracture. With 6:33 remaining in the first...