Rhino poaching crisis: today, tomorrow, how much longer?

Rishab Revankar , Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

High above the vast grasslands of South Africa’s Kruger National Park, a helicopter armed with tranquilizer guns zeroes in on its prey: a black rhinoceros bull. With its target locked, the helicopter crew fires an array of tranquilizer darts. Bull’s-eye. Upon landing, the crew members set out to... Read more »

GOOFORDIAN: Quakerism now the #1 world religion, Max Carter leads the masses

Jamie Luckhaus, Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Silence is the new international trend as prominent religious world figure Max Carter leads the now most-practiced religion on earth: Quakerism. Also... Read more »

GOOFORDIAN: Naughty Nathan the Quaker Man gets nabbed smuggling reefer/kush abroad

Josh Ballard, Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. At 6:35 p.m. on Sunday, March 17, Nathan the Guilford College Quaker Man boarded a flight to visit students studying abroad in Brunnenburg. Unbeknownst... Read more »

GOOFORDIAN: Biohazard hOsTs NaKeD WoRld TouRnaMent

Anney Bolgiano, Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Over the years, Guilford College has welcomed noteworthy speakers, talented musicians and other esteemed guests. Now, the board of trustees and Guilford’s... Read more »

News in Brief

Catherine Schurz, World and Nation Section Editor
March 8, 2013

OHIO, USA Throughout February, Oberlin College discovered racial slurs displayed across campus, such as “n—– oven” graffiti in an elevator and “whites only” written above a water fountain. On March 4, there were sightings of a man dressed in a hooded white cloak, similar to those... Read more »