Boom! He’s on his back! Are you mad for Madden?

John Kluepfel, Staff Writer
April 5, 2013

Madden NFL, formerly known as John Madden Football, is one of the most sought-after video games since created by Electronic Arts Sports. Millions of gamers purchase the game, and waiting in lines until midnight release has turned into a national event like Black Friday. In honor of the 25th anniversary,... Read more »

Tension, excitement builds: It’s finally March Madness

Allison DeBusk, Staff Writer
April 5, 2013

This year, the NCAA Divison I men’s basketball season has seen the rise and fall of powerhouse teams. The number one team, as ranked by the Associated Press, changed six times during the regular season. Indiana University, Duke University, University of Louisville, University of Michigan and Gonzaga... Read more »

GOOFORDIAN: Pugnacious professor Jeff Jeske prevails in preliminary MMA bout

Josh Ballard, Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Mixed Martial Arts has always been a gentleman’s game. The style originally consisted of two men squaring off by regaling each other with monotonous... Read more »

GOOFORDIAN: Swimmers dive into lake, must face crocodile

Sydney Hawkins, Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Swim coaches have taken drastic measures to make sure their athletes swim at record performance during practice. From threatening upside-down push-ups... Read more »

GOOFORDIAN: Approval of steroids ignites Guilford athletics

Shelby Smith, Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Say goodbye to average scores, home game losses and empty spaces in the trophy cabinets. The general apathy towards Guilford sports is now a thing... Read more »