Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. The students of Guilford spoke, and the board of...

“I’m surprised we haven’t done this earlier,” said first-year Alexander Morales. “It doesn’t matter if other schools aren’t doing it. This is a core part of our ethos — that’s all that...