The Guilfordian

Goofordian: Mylène Dressler — educator, novelist, immortal

Anthony Harrison, Staff Drunkard

March 31, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Recently triple-tenured Assistant Professor of English Mylène Dressler captivates her students with her genuine enthusiasm for literature and her ...