Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. It was a midnight dreary on Thursday, March 18,...

Pumpkin spice and pumpkin carving season is finally here. Halloween is approaching, and fall traditions are taking over. Students are scrambling to study for midterms. But in the midst of all this chaos,...