A bald Britney Spears staring blank-faced into a camera lens. Mascara smeared under her eyes, legs posed in a wide-legged stance and a dark green umbrella gripped in her tight fist like a weapon. The...

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. On Friday, March 23 Guilford’s Media and Celebrity...