The Guilfordian

Goofordian: Local GuilCo Hero Pumpernickel peacefully protests for world peace

Jake Delahanty, Staff Writer • March 29, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Senior James Pumpernickel has big plans: change...

Goofordian: Kanye West tweet or ‘Overheard at Guilford’ Facebook post?

Robert Pacheco, Team Captain • March 29, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. CAN YOU GUESS ‘EM ALL? 1.“I hate when people...

Goofordian Letter to the Editor: My bad!

Kent Chabotar, 2 Chainz Fan • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. My dearest Guilford, As you already know, this...

Goofordian: pros and cons of Kent Chabotar’s return

Connor Wilson and Anonymous • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Concern arises over re-election Crushing news...