The Guilfordian

Merpeople of Guilford Lake: evil and mean or misunderstood?

Emily Cooper, Staff Writer

March 30, 2012

*Disclaimer: This article is from an April Fool's issue* It is a well-known fact at Guilford College that students are prohibited from swimming in the lake. If you were to ask why, most people would respond with something along the lines of “it is dirty” or “it contains around one hundred times th...

Drink coffee, drunk students: Greenleaf makes additions to the menu

Drink coffee, drunk students: Greenleaf makes additions to the menu

Justyn Melrose, Staff Writer

March 30, 2012

* Please note this is part of the April Fools issue* “One Keg Standitar, coming up,” said first-year Eric Chubb to a Greenleaf patron. As he put together a concoction of espresso, steamed milk, caramel flavoring and vodka, Chubb explained the recent changes to the Greenleaf menu, which include ...