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Suddenly there’s hope for the fog that used to be your mind, with help springing from the tips of familiar wands.
In a joint effort between...
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“What frosts my pumpkin? The Greenleaf not accepting debit OR grill cash.”
-Dallas Kesler, sophomore
“The one thing that frosts my...
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Blood-spattered trees. Broken teeth strewn about the meadows. The truth behind the administration’s bonfire crackdown is finally revealed.
After...
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Wouldn’t you just love to have been a fly on the wall at the last Board of Trustees meeting? A clothes-optional spa and resort’s offer...
Burke Reed, Executive Web Copy Editor
• March 30, 2012
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The Rhinoceros Times called it the “Second Cold War.” Passersby feared the worst when they saw a raised fist tagged on a banner made of...
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To protect the identities of the guilty in this article, all minors’ names have been changed.
Although Early College students are renowned...
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Silence filled the air as President Barack Obama announced the tragic news to the American people earlier this week.
“Yesterday I spoke...
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After enduring decades of criticism for Nathan the Overtly Angry Quaker Man, the Office of Communications and Marketing has scrapped the old...
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After a record-shattering 96 percent of Guilford students “just forgot” to fill out their housing applications this spring, Residence Life...
