Justyn Melrose, Apocalyptic Coordinator
• March 28, 2014
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
The Underwater Basketweaving Club, soon to celebrate...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
The zombies are coming, and Associate Professor...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Look out below. Tiny toddlers taking tests: terrifying...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
There’s nothing like snuggling with something...
Shelby Smith, The Doctor's Companion
• March 29, 2013
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Imagine the atmosphere of monotony hanging heavily...
Katy Andrews, Grand and Glorious Viceroy
• March 29, 2013
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
“I was sworn to secrecy,” bellowed Frank Massey,...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Silence is the new international trend as prominent...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
At 6:35 p.m. on Sunday, March 17, Nathan the Guilford...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Over the years, Guilford College has welcomed...
