The Guilfordian

Goofordian: Guilford men’s soccer: busted for prostitution

James Sharpe, Staff Writer • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Caught by authorities once again, the Guilford College...

Goofordian: Cause of student-athlete divide found: drug tests split campus

Kelli Uresti, Resident Narc • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Over the past few weeks, students tried to figure...

Goofordian: So long to Quaker mascot – Chabby introduces new mascot, Nathan the Quaker Man disappears

Allie Baddley, Nathan the Quaker Man's Disgruntled Wife • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. “But I’m a Guilford College Quaker,” yelled...

Local GuilCo Hero Pumpernickel peacefully protests for world peace

March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. One student wants to change the world Senior...

Goofordian Letter to the Editor: My bad!

Kent Chabotar, 2 Chainz Fan • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. My dearest Guilford, As you already know, this...

Goofordian: Early College students busted for mass organized dealing of methamphetamine

Olivia Neal, Staff Writer • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. What weighs 90 pounds, has an A in calculus and...

Goofordian: Student concealment of agenda irks college administration

Ian Penny, Tall, Skinny Dude • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. An atmosphere of secrecy has been exposed. Tensions...

Goofordian: pros and cons of Kent Chabotar’s return

Connor Wilson and Anonymous • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Concern arises over re-election Crushing news...

Goofordian: New Ukrainian President 2 Chainz shines like trophy

Aditya Garg, Head of PR for President Chainz • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Political and social unrest. Civil strife. On the...