Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, the Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
In the past few weeks, the phrase “Quaker terrorism”...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Over the past few years, the popularity of veganism...
Vanessa Madonna, Pro-Squirrel Campaign Manager
• April 3, 2015
Disclaimer: This story is part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
The Greenleaf has had to overcome many obstacles,...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Former President George W. Bush is running for a third...
While many of my students may think I am all theory and no fun, in fact I am always up for a good laugh. So when I picked up the recent Goofordian, eager to get my laugh on over a restful lunch at Jam’s...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Recently triple-tenured Assistant Professor of English...
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Senior James Pumpernickel has big plans: change...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
CAN YOU GUESS ‘EM ALL?
1.“I hate when people...
Justin Melrose, Apocalyptic Coordinator
• March 28, 2014
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Two clubs enter. One club leaves.
The Underwater...
