A hectic college campus. An Involvement Fair just outside. An hour of calm in the Carnegie Room. About 30 faculty, staff and students gathered for this year’s first All College Meeting for Worship...

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. “I was sworn to secrecy,” bellowed Frank Massey,...