“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.”
For years the National Rifle Association has been operating under this slogan, using its political power to propel into law regulations that strengthen...
Kathryn Long, Professional Procrastinator
• April 1, 2016
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
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Dear Congress,
Thank you for your dedication and excellence. You have certainly made the people of this country proud to have such experienced politicians.
Note I said politicians, not public servants.
There...
One gunman. 28 dead. Two injured. Countless loved ones of the victims.
One failed piece of gun legislation.
Now, an indefinite number of spree killings will not be prevented.
Most Americans know...
