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Goofordian: Pines back to American values, support oil & landfills

Goofordian: Pines back to American values, support oil & landfills

Michael Caswell, Birdman, Esq.

March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Tired of leaving campus to fill up your fine automobile with gas? Well, have no fear. The Pines is here. That's right. The notoriously environmentally friendly...