The Guilfordian

Goof: Peter Griffin deserves our presidency

Goof: Peter Griffin deserves our presidency

Echo McLachlan, Staff Writer

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   It’s that time again. Presidential campaign ads have begun springing up on every channel, each one telling you the same old stories of how t...

Goof: Squirrels reclaiming land on campus

Zachary Bradley, Staff Writer

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Recently students may have noticed an increasing amount of squirrel activity on campus. As the spring season approaches, the squirrel populat...

Goof: Guilford Edge climbing high…on Mt. Everest

Ethan Santana and Elliot Adamson

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   As a part of the new Guilford Edge curriculum kicking off in the Fall 2019 semester, incoming freshman will be sent to the edge of Mount Ever...

Goof: Students to study very, very, very, very abroad

Goof: Students to study very, very, very, very abroad

Natalie Whitmeyer, Staff Writer

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   As the Guilford community begins to enter the final month of the semester, the Guilford Exploration Club is already beginning preparations ...

Goof: Guilford introduces Esports varsity team

Aubrey Fetzer, Staff Writer

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   In the past few years the number of Esports teams on college campuses has skyrocketed to over 120 programs, and this coming fall Guilford College w...