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Goof: Jane becomes Fortnite legend

Goofordian April 1 Jane Fernandes Fortnite
March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   If you live anywhere besides a pineapple...

Goof: Child lost after neglect from Frisbee team

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   The Ultimate Frisbee team is a club on campus...

Goof: Professors to star in Netflix original

The Goofordian 2019 The CheMystery Netflix original series
March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Fans of Rob Whitnell, Dave Millican and...

Goof: Guilford joins Lime Scooter racing league

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   College campuses around the nation have...

Goof: College to renovate allllllllll the buildings

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Guilford College has announced that it will...

Goof: Elon Musk, Tesla to release giant robots

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Almost six months after the initial tweet...

Goof: Sexy Putin steals show in U.S. DWTS

The Goofordian 2019 Putin Dancing With the Stars
March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Two months ago, in a shocking turn of events,...

Goof: No more Grill…but more werewolves?

The Goofordian 2019 Werewolves in Dining Hall after Grill closing
March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   The Division of Student Affairs’ recent...

Goof: Guilford Juggalos call for ICP at Serendipity

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Another year, another Serendipity disappointment....

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