The Guilfordian

Goof: Jane becomes Fortnite legend

Goof: Jane becomes Fortnite legend

Hunter Neal, Staff Writer

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   If you live anywhere besides a pineapple under the sea, you and all of your friends have heard about the notorious Fortnite Battle Royale th...

Goof: Child lost after neglect from Frisbee team

Aaron Eisenberg, Staff Writer

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   The Ultimate Frisbee team is a club on campus that remains quite active in their respective sport. You may have heard of their stylishly alter...

Goof: Professors to star in Netflix original

Goof: Professors to star in Netflix original

Navya Belavadi and Ethan Santana

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Fans of Rob Whitnell, Dave Millican and Gail Webster will get their first look at the renowned professors of chemistry on the big screen, as Netf...

Goof: Guilford joins Lime Scooter racing league

Aubrey Fetzer, Staff Writer

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   College campuses around the nation have Quidditch, LARP clubs and even golf as a part of their long lists of campus organizations. Guilford i...

Goof: College to renovate allllllllll the buildings

Andrew Walker, Sports and Web Editor

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Guilford College has announced that it will be updating all the buildings and infrastructure on campus. Every building on campus will be out of...

Goof: Elon Musk, Tesla to release giant robots

Liam Connolly, Staff Writer

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Almost six months after the initial tweet that promised the world its very first mecha, Elon Musk finally unveiled to the world his next project ...

Goof: Sexy Putin steals show in U.S. DWTS

Goof: Sexy Putin steals show in U.S. DWTS

Tyler Sehnal, Staff Writer

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Two months ago, in a shocking turn of events, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced that he would be temporarily leaving office to partic...

Goof: No more Grill…but more werewolves?

Goof: No more Grill…but more werewolves?

Lana Heltzel, Executive Copy Editor

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   The Division of Student Affairs’ recent announcement that the Grill and Quakeria will be closing on April 1 has given way to a storm of stu...

Goof: Guilford Juggalos call for ICP at Serendipity

Lana Heltzel, Executive Copy Editor

March 29, 2019

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact.   Another year, another Serendipity disappointment. Call it foolish naivete, but every springtime, I think to myself: “This time, the Serendipit...