The Guilfordian

Goof: Campus lake converting to competition pool

Andrew Walker, Organic Farmer • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. After nine years of students complaining that there...

Goof: Faculty exclusive poetry slam leads to rally

DaeQuan Fitzgerald, Pen Sniffer • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Chaos erupted at the English and Creative Writing...

Goof: Sports have been played to their fullest extent

Kathleen Herbst, Expert Mathlete • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. “Sports are done,” declares the One True Sports...

Goof: Supremacy in Division IV comes at a cost

Nate Williams, Resident Sports Connoisseur • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Guilford College surprises the country as the first...

Goof: “God’s Plan” is new North Korean anthem

Jonah Selom, North Korean Spy • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. “God’s Plan” to be made new North Korean national...

Goof: Guilford College tries too hard to be edgy

Lana Heltzel, Senior Writer • March 28, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Have you ever yearned to attend a college that understands...