The aroma of paint and clay, the sound of music and laughter, artists hard at work in their rooms and the overall ambiance of Hildebrandt. This year’s senior art thesis exhibition was an extreme success.
Over...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
The zombies are coming, and Associate Professor...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Look out below. Tiny toddlers taking tests: terrifying...
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
There’s nothing like snuggling with something...
Shelby Smith, The Doctor's Companion
• March 29, 2013
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
Imagine the atmosphere of monotony hanging heavily...
Katy Andrews, Grand and Glorious Viceroy
• March 29, 2013
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool's edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
“I was sworn to secrecy,” bellowed Frank Massey,...
They grade our last-minute typed papers, prepare countless PowerPoint slides and show up to class on time when we are too lazy to even attend. They either deal with our grouchy attitudes at 8:30 a.m. or...
“Access to education; opportunity to serve.”
This is the motto of the Bonner Center for Community Learning and Service.
“We are a scholarship program,” said Elizabeth Baloff-Bird, Bonner...
In America, one generation condemns the music that another generation loves. Look at rock ’n’ roll. In 1956, after performing “Hound Dog” on national television, Elvis and his pelvis became a whipping...
