Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
One student wants to change the world
Senior...
I returned from winter break to discover that my roommate had turned our Binford dorm into a physics lab using a scientific laser, a pillowcase, sunglasses and a binocular lens.
I have no need to conduct...
On a sunny winter day, students, faculty and staff sat in a haphazard circle in Founders Hall. Faculty and staff occupied one corner, while students spread out across the rest of the room. Shifting around...
Justyn Melrose, Apocalyptic Coordinator
• March 28, 2014
Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact.
The Underwater Basketweaving Club, soon to celebrate...
“Gotta catch ‘em all?” Maybe not this time.
“Twitch Plays Pokémon,” a social experiment and channel on the video-streaming website Twitch, consisted of thousands of users simultaneously attempting...
By the end of the month, you will definitely be out of breath.
Whether it’s midterms, the upcoming Merge Records marathon or a multitude of other local music events, there’s a lot to run around...
Casually clad warriors battling for a duct-taped Excalibur, Jesus and Buddha train riding and geeks being sold to the highest bidder — if you’re thinking, “What the hell?” then you’d be right.
Feb....
In a dimly lit room, accompanied by the noises of children screaming and playing, some of the most interestingly diverse animals on the planet thrive.
Sharks, exotic fish, sloths, as well as many other...
What image comes to mind when you think of graduate school? Long hours, laboratory research, scientists in long, white lab coats?
While such images can certainly be true, not all graduate programs...
