The Guilfordian

April’s music calendar: check out these bloomin’ events

Gabe Pollak, Staff Writer • April 4, 2014

DJ Night Wednesdays Day Walker, Diversi-Leek and Space Race Club Orion Wednesday, April 2, 9, 16, 23 and 30 DJ Night Wednesdays at Club Orion is the first event to “flower” this month. Sophomore...

The votes are in: students rank the best grub you can gobble down in the ‘Boro

Nellie Vinograd, Staff Writer • April 4, 2014

The votes have been tallied, and the results are in. With a total of 77 responses to our anonymous online survey, Guilford students chose their top five favorite Greensboro restaurants. Based on the responses,...

So, why is Serendipity inside?

Zach Kronisch, senior & CAB serendipity chair • April 4, 2014

Dear Guilford, I am one of the three Serendipity Chairs on the Campus Activities Board who had the honor and privilege of planning and coordinating the annual event. It has been a long, fun and tedious...

Mental Health Outreach seeks to provide new community

Allison Stalberg, Staff Writer • April 4, 2014

A new group has been born on campus, seeking to empower students on the topic of mental illness. Guilford College Mental Health Outreach was created to support and educate individuals who have either...

Alumnus Todd Warren fights for future of NC public education

Emerson Santiago, Staff Writer • April 4, 2014

“It’s a battle for (the public’s) hearts and minds,” said Todd Warren ‘96 on the recent changes to North Carolina’s public education policy. “We’ve already won their hearts. Now, we need...

Goofordian: Mylène Dressler — educator, novelist, immortal

Anthony Harrison, Staff Drunkard • March 31, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Recently triple-tenured Assistant Professor of English...

Goofordian: Local GuilCo Hero Pumpernickel peacefully protests for world peace

Jake Delahanty, Staff Writer • March 29, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Senior James Pumpernickel has big plans: change...

Goofordian: Yachting and Underwater Basket Weaving clubs fight over landmark lagoon

Justin Melrose, Apocalyptic Coordinator • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Two clubs enter. One club leaves. The Underwater...

Goofordian: Pines back to American values, support oil & landfills

Michael Caswell, Birdman, Esq. • March 28, 2014

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Tired of leaving campus to fill up your fine automobile...