2008 Woodie Awards
Kent Chabotar answers the 3 a.m. phone call |
Cafeteria receives excellence awardGranting organization remains anonymous
Guilford's cafeteria wins the excellence award and receives $100,000. With this money, Guilford is getting a jumbo trampoline, a swimming pool in the caf and a huge cotton candy machine.…
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Residents smear walls of Milner bathroom with hope
In another incident concerning the Milner bathroom, residents and administration members were dismayed over recent hope smearing.…
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Treaty of Founders ends athlete/non-athlete divide
The athlete/non-athlete divide has been healed by the unheralded Treaty of Founders. The consequences are unexpected. Many students regard Miller Lite as the very cup of trembling.
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Greenleaf pursues inclusive atmosphere
News has it that the Greenleaf staff created their own document detailing the Greenleaf's Ten Commandments to make sure that the Greenleaf is an inclusive atmosphere for Guilford students of all social groups.…
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God smites campusGod punishes attendees of Sex Workers Art Show |
Activists decide to vote
In light of recent sociopolitical revelations, Guilford College activists have decided to their most radical stunt yet. They're going to vote.…
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