GOOFORDIAN: Are you kidding me? Kids on campus?

Christianna Van Dalsen, Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Look out below. Tiny toddlers taking tests: terrifying or terrific? How young is too young? Guilford College, the Early College and Guilford County... Read more »

GOOFORDIAN: Guilford purchases therapeutic spider monkeys for campus

Chloe Lindeman, Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. There’s nothing like snuggling with something fuzzy in times of stress. Now, Guilford has taken that to a new level. In addition to dog therapy,... Read more »

GOOFORDIAN: Vworp…vworp…VWORP! You need a doctor

Shelby Smith, The Doctor's Companion
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. Imagine the atmosphere of monotony hanging heavily over a boring class you have in King Hall. You are just about to drift to sleep on top of your... Read more »

GOOFORDIAN: Frank Massey: investigating the paranormal

Katy Andrews, Grand and Glorious Viceroy
March 29, 2013

Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian staff and is not based in fact. “I was sworn to secrecy,” bellowed Frank Massey, IFP gifts discernment coordinator, during a briefing with students and faculty. “The FBI sent... Read more »

Despite low salaries, why do professors stick around?

Brittany Murdock, Staff Writer
March 29, 2013

They grade our last-minute typed papers, prepare countless PowerPoint slides and show up to class on time when we are too lazy to even attend. They either deal with our grouchy attitudes at 8:30 a.m. or our continuous yawns during a 6:00 p.m. class. This raises the question, “Why do professors choose... Read more »