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Holiday quiz: how festive are you

How Festive are you?1. How important is Oct. 31-Jan. 1 to you?
A. I love the magic brought forth by the holiday season.
B. Umm . it’s exactly like the rest of the year.
C. If it weren’t for classes I would be hibernating.

2. What do you think of Halloween?
D. I think it is a Satanist holiday that should be eliminated.
E. I love dressing up in a costume because it is the only time of the year I can pretend to be something I am not.
F. I hand out candy while sitting at home watching television.

3. Thanksgiving is:
G. a big meal.
H. a wonderful time to celebrate with family.
I. a good time to drink beer and watch football.

4. Family during the holidays is:
J. extremely important.
K. extremely irritating.
L. a once a year kind of thing.

5. Seeing old friends during the holidays:
M. It’s the first thing I do after getting off the plane.
N. I really can only handle them while intoxicated.
O. I prefer to spend the school breaks isolated playing video games.

6. My first thought about holiday TV specials are (is):
P. When will the terrorists end them?
Q. ABC Family’s 25 days of Christmas is the 25 days of the year.
R. I really want to see “Kiss Saves Santa.”

7. The winter solstice is:
S. a beautiful evening to get in touch with nature.
T. not a holiday – there is no gift giving.
U. the night when the clock changes, right?

8. Holiday Shopping is:
V. the most irritating part of the holiday season.
W. manageable, if you avoid the mall.
X. a wonderful time to buy gifts for the people you love.

9. How do you feel about New Years?
Y. It is the last, the first, and the best party of the year.
Z. I enjoy watching the ball drop and then going to bed.
AA. After the Y2K scare, I never want the year to change again.

Score Key
1. A=3, B=2, C=1
2. A=1, B=3, C=2
3. A=2, B=3, C=1
4. A=3, B=1, C=2
5. A=3, B=2, C=1
6. A=1, B=3, C=2
7. A=3, B=1, C=2
8. A=1, B=2, C=3

8-10.You are the Grinch.
11-16 I can tell you’re heart’s not in it, but kudos for at least pretending that you like the holiday season.
17-24 The few, the proud, the holiday obsessed

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